Trump Indicted For Hawaii Wildfire | Eastern North Carolina Now

In a startling twist amidst the devastating wildfire engulfing Maui, the Department of Justice has made a swift and shocking announcement. They’ve indicted none other than former President Donald Trump for the deadly blaze that has left the island in despair. ( It’s a move that has raised eyebrows and left the nation in suspense, grappling with the audacity of such a claim. (

Hawaii Attorney General Anne Lopez, working closely with the DOJ, declared, “It’s time for Mr. Trump to be held accountable.” With the backdrop of a beautiful state in turmoil, she explained that this fire, which has claimed homes and innocent lives, left them with no alternative but to bring charges against the former president. The gravity of the situation cannot be overstated.

This indictment joins a growing list of charges that Trump is facing from various states across the country. Yet, in a stunning turn of events, no concrete evidence linking Trump to the wildfire has been presented. Officials insist that the indictment is not politically motivated, despite widespread skepticism. ( “This has nothing to do with politics,” asserted a DOJ spokesperson, veiling their identity. “This is about taking any conceivable action to prevent Trump from reaching the elections next November. Well, I guess that’s political motivation, but it’s totally not. For real.” (

As news of this indictment swept the nation, Trump, true to form, wasted no time in responding. ( He took to his Truth Social account to vent his frustrations, typing, “YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT BY THE RADICAL LEFT TO TAKE ME OUT.” The capitalized words echoed his vehemence. “I WOULD NEVER SET HAWAII ON FIRE. MAYBE OTHER STATES, LIKE OREGON, BUT NOT HAWAII. I HAVE A HOTEL IN WAIKIKI. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOTEL IN HAWAII. MANY PEOPLE HAVE SAID SO. THIS IS ALL A PLOT TO KEEP ME FROM BEING ELECTED FOR A THIRD TIME. SAD!”

Amidst the chaos, a touch of irony emerged as Trump entertained the idea of traveling to Hawaii to face this bewildering indictment. His desire to work on his tan in the midst of such an ordeal served as a reminder that, in the ever-surprising world of American politics, even the most surreal moments can become a reality.

James Julian

James is a former journalist and a current author, independent writer, entrepreneur, and investor.

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